What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
• Why do programmers choose to write their own code instead of using code that is already available online?
• What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?
• NASA Is Launching Rockets Straight Into Mysterious Clouds That Could Devastate Global Communications! - The Daily Galaxy
• The big, bad bond market could derail Trump’s big, beautiful bill - vox.com
• Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
• Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
• Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?
• New study shows that milk consumption improves gut biodiversity and cheese reduces certain microbes - Earth.com
• Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.
• Report: Suns, Kevin Durant’s representatives sorting through multiple trade offers - NBC Sports
• What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?
• What is something you have to share?